videogames are very good and realistic
I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going
Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr
space travel it was supposed to be space travel it was supposed to
Wasn’t the world supposed to end in 2012??? That was a good plan who fucked that up
don’t go to art school. pirate some drawing programs. buy a cheap tablet off of craigslist. take furry porn commissions. draw some wolf cocks. start a patreon. make ten thousand dollars a month. retire at the age of 25. buy an island with your dog dick money. invest in indie games. buy stock in mojang. fly to sweden and hang out with notch. become notch’s friend. have him buy you things because he’s desperate to have friends and doesn’t want to lose you. open notch’s mind. shape him in to a good person. get married to notch. give notch the spark to create a new game. become the artist for notch’s new game. it’s a furry hentai game. start a kickstarter and make another ten thousand dollars. run off with the money. buy another island. draw more dog dicks. get out there. live.
Speak it into existence and trust the process
them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that
me: snip snip
at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and friends
“I didn’t realize it, but the days came along one after another, and then two years were gone, and everything was gone, and I was gone.”— F. Scott Fitzgerald, Babylon Revisted
(via naturaekos)
if nash grier was a toy he would be *drum roll*
A CHAMPAGNE FURBY
how were they able to sneak in this phone sex joke omg
There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible
it’s the vitamin d bitch
I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is
real life plot hole found